Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
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Pokémon Types.
by Kari Fry.Available on Redbubble: Fire Spinners, Hydro Pumps, Solar Beams, Thunder Shocks, Legends, Stone Edges, Brick Breakers, Iron Heads, Night Shades and Bug Bites.
Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.
there’s several of these as well;
pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world
I AM ACTUALLY IN TEARS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A VIDEO IN MY LIFE OH MY
baby, beluga, and the deep blue sea
Can someone please start making #SafetyTipsForLadies shirts? I should hope that they would deter rapists but also be a fun fashion item.
Here’s some! These are all from my original tweets.
Stay in the womb. #SafetyTipsForLadies
Carry liquid nitro. #SafetyTipsForLadies
Become a zombie. #SafetyTipsForLadiesTattoo your attacker. #SafetyTipsForLadies
Never sleep again. #SafetyTipsForLadiesSummon Cthulhu. #SafetyTipsForLadies
They wouldn’t let me do the “Use The Force” one because of copyright, though maybe it was because I was foolish enough to tag it with Star Wars. Not sure, will have to attempt it again later after I put out some other fires. Would be weird if “The Force” and “jedi mind trick” were protected terms. Though, knowing Lucas, it wouldn’t exactly be surprising.Product Title: Use The Force. #SafetyTipsForLadies
Product Type: zazzle_shirt
Record ID: 1258172
Result:
Not Approved
Policy Violations: Your design contains an image or text that may be subject to copyright. This may be due to the actual design of the product, description or search tags that are associated to your product. Please feel free to submit a new design to our Marketplace from original elementsp.s. Sorry about all the thin white models; Zazzle has made it really hard to find and choose alternate models compared to the way they had it set up before.
p.p.s. EDIT: Well, I tried. It looks like Twitter maybe complained to Zazzle because a bunch of them got shut down for trademark infringement. Which doesn’t make a lot of sense. It’s hard to believe they would have control over text formatted in blue with a hashtag. If I remember correctly, it was the users started that convention anyway.
Product Title: Tattoo your attacker. #SafetyTipsForLadies
Product Type: zazzle_shirt
Product ID: 235920845792724336
Result: Not Approved
Policy Notes: Design contains an image or text that may infringe on intellectual property rights. We have been contacted by the intellectual property right holder and we will be removing your product from Zazzle’s Marketplace due to infringement claims.Product Title: Never sleep again. #SafetyTipsForLadies
Product Type: zazzle_shirt
Product ID: 235940846589690612
Result: Not Approved
Policy Notes: Design contains an image or text that may infringe on intellectual property rights. We have been contacted by the intellectual property right holder and we will be removing your product from Zazzle’s Marketplace due to infringement claims.Product Title: Never sleep again. #SafetyTipsForLadies
Product Type: zazzle_shirtProduct ID: 235131064070717009
Result: Not Approved
Policy Notes: Design contains content that is not suitable for printing on Zazzle and/or Zazzle’s brand partnersProduct Title: Become a zombie. #SafetyTipsForLadies
Product Type: zazzle_shirt
Product ID: 235438197079303032
Result: Not Approved
Policy Notes: Design contains content that is not suitable for printing on Zazzle and/or Zazzle’s brand partnersZazzle: WTF?
p.p.p.s. I don’t know what Zazzle’s problem is. Near as I can tell, hashtags aren’t considered intellectual property. Trying some other sites:
Classic horror lines.
I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T
NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.
I just fucking love all of you.
A Dreamworks animator shows what would happen in Harry Potter’s world if the spells didn’t go as planned.
“Yes.”
“I bit my tongue.”
This is brill
oh my god
Dear Jesus
it’s not abracadabra, you tosser.
the fuck did i just watch
MAAARVELOUS
I’M SO GLAD TUMBLR DISCOVERED THIS ONE
Star Wars: Estadísticas
Of Myth → Lilith, Sumerian and Babylonian Demon-Goddess of Sexuality and the Night
Lilith is a Sumerian or Babylonian demon Goddess, Who is perhaps better known for Her role in Jewish legend. Called “The Dark Maid” or “Maiden of Desolation,” Lilith is associated with owls and is a creature of the night. She is depicted on a Babylonian clay plaque from 2000-1600 BCE as beautiful winged woman with bird’s feet and claws.
As a young woman, Inanna, the Sumerian Goddess of love and war, plants a sacred huluppu-tree from which She hopes to make Her throne (representing Her power as an adult woman) and bed (representing Her full sexuality). But Lilith, along with the serpent and the lion-face danzu-bird, takes up residence in the huluppu-tree, as a symbol of Inanna’s fears. The hero Gilgamesh eventually drives Lilith out, and Inanna is then able to claim Her throne and bed.
In Jewish legend, Lilith is Adam’s first wife. She refused to have sex with him because she did not want to be beneath him. She left him and was cursed to give birth to one hundred demon children a day who were then killed. She was said to take Her revenge for this curse by stealing or killing human children. Her name means “Screech Owl” or “Night Creature.” She is mentioned in the Bible: as the Hebrew God, Yahweh, threatens the destruction of Edom (a land located to the south and east of the Dead Sea) He describes what will happen after it is laid waste: “…The night creature shall rest there, and find for herself a place of rest” (Book of Isaiah, chapter 34, verse 14). Like in the Inanna legend, Lilith’s presence symbolizes a dark time of fear or desolation.
Lilith was also believed in Jewish folklore to be a succubus, a sexual vampire or demon who came to men at night and caused wet dreams. The Queen of Sheba, portrayed in some legends as a seductive temptress or sorceress, is associated with Lilith in Jewish tradition.
In recent times, Lilith is revered as a strong and independent Goddess, confident in Her sexual powers, Who refused to be subordinate to the husband She was given to, and Who left Paradise willingly rather than submit to a man. (x)
